IT'S OKAY TO BE RACIST

HAY, EYE'M UH BLACK NIGGUR END GESS WAT, EYE CUN B WASIST TWO U BECUZ UR WITE BT GESS WAT, UR WASIST EF U HAT MI, U MAST HAT MI FR BNG BRACK RITE? YUS BCAZ UR WASIST, S U ARNT AWWOWD TUH B WASIST CAUZ UR WAIT, WASISM IZ FUR BWACK PPL ONLEE!!111!!11

_{I came across some little fucker yesterday that had this attitude and kicked the fuckhead out of my fucking library, whatever the fuck was smoking, it was fucking amazing but if the fuck isn't smoking, then the fuck has a disorder we've never heard of.}